Random Thought # 420 - The Science of Farts -
What happens to a fart when it leaves the body? When we exhale CO2, plants take it in and exhale O2 for us to live on. So is there a plant out there that lives on farts? What happens when you breathe one in? Does it go through your blood stream like the rest of the oxyg...en? Or does your body reject the air and say "No thanks"? I'd like to think mine does....
And furthermore....If matter cannot be created or destroyed...then in actuality....we are breathing the same lethal cocktail of farts from my wife's right cheek sneak while sleeping (a deftly pulled off maneuver (or should that be manure) so she has plausible deniablity later on)....to the oldest dinosaurs that tooted back before the great Ice Age... See More. It begs the question....if you smell a fart from a genius...does that makes you pretty fart smeller....or a pretty smart feller? I'd like to think that if anyone has a problem with the contents of this here blog of mass awareness that I am bringing to the masses (or is that asses?)....it may be because you just unwittingly sucked in a fart from the Bush Administration, circa 2003.
Random Thought # 419 - Revolving Doors -
If you fart in a revolving door, does that fart stay trapped forever or does the fart follow you out like a dog on a leash? I hope that it stays there. We could put up Pet Habitat signs and everything. See farts in their natural habitat! The possibilities are endless....
Random Thought # 905 - The Wind Breaker -
If you wear a wind breaker and then break wind....does it make a sound? Is the effect negated by the wind breaker? This looks like a job for.....Tommy Hilfiger! ....or perhaps someone who wears a lab coat to work...
