Random Thought #111 - Stevie Wonder With A Machine Gun
Ever notice how the bad guys with their machine guns trying to kill the good guy with a spray of bullets can never find the target? I don't get it. You can SEE that your line of bullets is hitting the ground in FRONT of him so wouldn't you just keep shooting an...d moving your aim towards the target in realtime instead of spraying all over God's green earth? BRAT-AT-AT-AT-AT-AT-AT-AT-AT-AT-AT-AT-AT. *SHIT!* Missed! BRAT-AT-AT-AT-AT-AT-AT-AT-AT. *FUCK!* What is wrong with me? BRAT-AT-AT-AT-AT-AT-AT-AT-AT. AGAIN? WTF! I can't hit the broad side of a barn! Here's a helpful tip : AIM! Jackass.......
Random Thought # 333 - Stupid Plotlines
Brandon Frasier's Mummy is after you. At some point, you gain the knowledge that the Mummy fears cats because they are some kind of mystical guardians or some such. Now at this point I would be strapping 10 cats to my body at all times to ward the thing off and get away. Do these guys think of that? Of course not silly! I mean cats are as rare as Kryptonite, right? Hard to find? WRONG! So why would you not protect yourself by having as many cats around you as you can find? Does that make any kind of sense to you? I mean really?
Random Thought #3,204 - Movie Credits
Seriously. Is there a reason we have to list the Transportation Coordinator or the Caterer? Is Martin Scorsese going to watch a film to gauge a an actor's potential for a movie he is about to shoot and then say "I wondered who catered this movie?" ? or..."I'm filming in Alaska......How will I get there and who did THESE guys use....."
Random Thought #4,999 - Terminator 2
Huge motherhonkin' killer robots....that carry guns. WTF? Skynet is so smart it can make killer robots but hasn't the foresight to make, like, laser beam eyes or something instead of a gun that can be taken away and used against you? How about eyes in the back of their heads ge...nius? Hello McFly! No wonder you can't exterminate the human race ya pansy...Only James Cameron...
While we are on the subject of Mister Cameron.....
Random thought #43,098 - Avatar
So we come billions of light years from Earth with our space ships, cryogenic suspended animation, our walking suits of armor and of course, our alien/human clones. Oh no! A large alien animal thing! Shoot it! Shoot it with...a machine gun! Bratatatatatatatatatatatatat! WTF? You... mean to tell me they haven't invented something more powerful than a machine gun by now? Really?
Random thought #243,564 - Lack of Logic In Movies
There is something seriously wrong with Revenge of the Nerds. So the hot Cheerleader has sex with her boyfriend, or so she thinks. The Nerd reveals himself after making sweet whoopie to her and she's like "I can't believe how good at sex you are!" Really? The guy just raped you honey! Seriously! Was she in shock? Was she stupid? Or was she... worried that he was going to put the Darth Vader mask back on and choke her with his mind? Either way...reality dictates that this chick should have blown something...and by something I mean the Rape Whistle...not this guy's pocket protector....
